jaime

I'm not even going to add color to my font! I hate this year completely. I can't wait for it to be over because I know 2010 is going to be AMAZING. If I survive until then. I'm not even going to write anymore in this year. Next year maybe! So there!

My mom is the picture of innocence. She never swears. Never smokes. Never drinks. She is like a big puffy white cloud of goodness and love.

That being said, let me set the scene for you.

She came home from work yesterday, like any normal day. Prolly praying in the car as she drove home .. sometimes singing along to some sad country song. Just like any other day. She parks in our driveway, there is prolly a rainbow over head, nice beautiful day. She's all ready to come inside and relax. She goes to the mailbox, like she does everyday. Birds prolly fly nearby .. one might land on her shoulder like shes Cinderella. She opens the mailbox.

And what do you think she finds inside? Sitting right on top of her mail. What would be in this lovely womens mailbox??


A BIG FAT 14 INCH LONG DICK!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAA


OMG. It's a fleshy colored clay diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.

I could die laughing. This could not have happened to a better person! Why weren't there cameras installed to video tape this life event that will go down into history as one of the ten funniest moments in life.

My brothers stupid friends have been driving each other crazy with this thing. One of them made it and another put it in ones mailbox. Then they turned around and put it in Scott Allens mailbox. AND OUT DEAR DEAR MOTHER FOUND IT. . Oh, I love my brother.

I begged her to reinact this for me. She said she opened the mailbox and stepped back " At first I thought it was a snake!!! "

Then she looked closer and she stepped back with her hands on her cheeks, looked around the neighborhood and yelled " Who did this?! " 


AAHAHAHAHAHAA

She flew into the house and yelled at my dad! She told me " I thought he got it out of some garage somewhere! "

AHAHAHAA

So there they were, my mom and dad , standing in the street peering at this thing. Two people in the world I am sure have never had sex in their lives.

AHAHAHAHA

THEN!!!

They blamed it on our next door neighbor. My dad actually knocked on the guys door. " Are you messing with my mail?! "

So then it was the three of them standing in the street peering into the mailbox at this thing!

My neighbor reeled backwards holding his chest " OH MY GOD "


My dad got some paper towels and carried it into the garage, where it currently resides.

So, I got the story when I woke up. But my mom, being the saint that she is, wouldn't say WHAT was in the mailbox.

I was like " WHAT WAS IT?! "

And dad was like " Well, take her into the garage and show her "

Mom led me into the garage. She said " I told him to take it out of the house "

And there it sat.

I died laughing and mom was like " Do you know what that is?! "

Oh...oh my God. AHAAHAHAHA

Dad was telling my brother how messing with people's mail is a federal offense. AHAHA

And when it was all said and done my moms final say on the subject was " Well, it isn't very nice. " 

So, ok. Sometimes when I find myself on the internet for a long time I tend to wander. Sometimes into things I shouldn't wander into. I sometimes think about people I've known and wonder what they are up to. Today I had the thought " What are my stripper boys up to "

This wasn't the first time. But just to have a heads up in case you are wondering, strippers don't tend to use their own names. So I've not had any luck finding them. UNTIL TODAY.

Eric Reins. He WAS beautiful. He HAD the cutest smile and great body. Very playful and fun kinda guy. He was in Playgirl one month all naked and perfect. That was about 10 years ago.


Now..

ERIC REINS IS ON THE JUICE!

What did you do to yourself Eric?! He is positively BUSTING with muscle. He looks awful. And he's balding too. He has so much muscle that his head looks like its just apart of his neck. There is no difference in the thickness. Just...he can't even put his arms down! He looks so gross and so dumb and I'm not even to the bad part yet. He is on this site that is all about steriod invested gay men making out and WRESTLING with each other. OMG. I'm horrifed by this.  They are all in tight little stupid speedos on mats wrestling around throwing each other around...


This worries me about the other guys!! And my sanity.

Oh joey. Please do not have been gay. Please do not make me develope multiple personalities.

I can't take it.

I can't even imagine it!


He couldn't have been. I will loose all sense of my being if he was. I can't even think about it.

He was the most beautiful man I have ever seen. Ever. Alive, dead, movie stars...nothing compared to this guy. The first time I saw him it was like a life changing event. I have never been the same. I never responded to a man like I did him. His voice was raspy and purry. You could feel it on your skin. His hair was long and perfect. He smelled like heaven.  I would have sold my first born to be with that guy. I would have sold my sisters first born to be with that guy. I would have sold my sister! He is the ONLY man to date that I have actually wanted to sleep with. Sleep nothing. I wanted to FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ....  I was IN COMPLETE AND UTTER LUST. He woke me up...he opened my eyes..he intoxicated me with his very essence. There is NO WAY he was gay.

What if he was though?? I MEAN WHAT IF HE WAS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What if I was THAT attracted to a man that would never want me because I'M NOT A MAN! What does that say about me??? Am I a closet gay man? It wouldn't matter! I don't have the parts that he would want! OMG.  My mind is breaking.

I refuse to think about it anymore. Joey wasn't gay. He was perfect. He was beautiful and perfect and he has a beautiful life somewhere, where he's very happy. He's right now wondering what I am up to. Yeah.yeah.

I have hope. I mean, he never seemed into it really. He had no coordination when it came to dancing. He was just a guy...right?



And he was like... sex. Personified.



Oh man. This is really going to bother me.


Damn you Eric Reins! Damn you for being a fatty fat balding muscle bound gay wrestler on the internet!

It's called a Spinning Class.

OOOOHHH MMMYYYY GGOOOOOODDD!

OK, it sounds really easy and nothing I could write would do it justice but I'm going to try!

For an hour you are riding for your life, on a stationary bike, on the worst most uncomfortable seat in the world.

Luckliy, you get a break from the seat for very long chunks of time when you are instructed to stand up while riding.

So, there I am.


The room is dark, with some purple lighting.  There are three rows of bikes about 10 per row.  I'm surrounded by old 65 year old ladies and some really fat ladies and a couple completely perfect ladies and Dana huffing and puffing next to me. At least I wasn't alone in that! Everyone else seemed to be completely at ease. Am I this out of shape? Was I on some jokester tv show? I'm convinced that one super fat girl was really a perfect girl in a stuffed fat suit there to motivate everyone else. It's like...geeez. If SHE can move like that...I need to come here everyday. I'm sure thats her job. Cause she did good!!

Anyways..back to the horror.

This is what the instructor sounded like.." OK GIRLS! uP! rIDE ! Make it harder..push girls you can do it! Now down..sit down. Ride girls push it!! Stand back up! Straighten your back! OK..We're gonna sit for 8 seconds and stand for 8 seconds...!! "

WHAT???

So..there I was sitting and standing and sitting and standing..

Then.. " OK!! Lets sit for 4 seconds and stand for 4 seconds!!! "

NO!!

I couldn't even do that if my legs weren't peddling for their lives on a bike!

So, for that I just sat. And peddled.


Well, I made it through the class. Without throwing up, which at one point was a great concern. I find that alone a huge victory.

Finally she told us we were done. But now it's time to stretch. We started to stretch our arms, still sitting on the bike, so that was ok.

Then it was time to stand up and stretch our legs. This is a huge challenge when you suddenly realise you have no bones in your legs!

I couldn't stand! And the lady was like " OK GIRLS! lEFT LEG STRAIGHT RIGHT LEG BENT KNEE THIS WAY FOOT THAT WAY BACK STRAIGHT..." 

And this was me.. I was inbetween my bike and Dana's bike holding onto both handlebars,  huffing and puffing knees buckling trying very hard to at least face the same way as the class was...nothing was straight or bent...I was a messsssssssssssssssssss

So, of course then she says " OK GIRLS LETS FACE THE BACK OF THE ROOM AND  ... "


DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU ARE IN THE BACK TRYING TO HIDE AND THE TEACHER PULLS A GREAT BIG SWITCH A ROO ON YOU AND SUDDENLY YOU ARE IN THE FRONT OF THE CLASS..
 oH OY.


It wasn't pretty.

Finally, it was over. No more bending or stretching...

Now I have to walk out of the classroom and to my car - still with no bones in my legs.

I was walking like the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz...my knees kept giving out on me buckling under me..I was holding onto countertops and walls..all the while holding onto Dana too because she's falling all over the place.

There is exactly one step that you have to walk down from the gym to get to the parking lot. I went down the step and we are talking...I look over and Dana's arms flew up over her head, her legs gave way and the girl is sitting on the ground.

We literally fell out of the gym.

Not to mention the crazy strong wind that day. When you don't have any bones, wind is not your friend. We are lucky to be alive.

 

So..that's the spinning class. More next week.

 

 
    Who-What-Where-When, etc...

 

WHO....?
Who is your favorite person? Honestly...me..lol

Who has had the greatest impact on your life? I guess my mom

Who, in your life,  has the biggest heart? Mom, she's a peach..lol

Who is the most disturbed person in your life? Most everyone I work with

Who do you dislike the most? There are people I run into that right away I can't stand, even to look at. I never catch their names

Who was the last person to have a heart-to-heart with you? Ha. Nobody

Who is the "One that got away"? I dunno. There are a couple guys I wonder about but timing was never right to begin with

Who was the first person that you knew of to have a crush on you? Aww...this guy at my old apartments. He wore a leather jacket. He seemed older then but he musta only been about... 12..maybe

Who was the last person to surprise you? Some of the Christmas presents surprised me.

Who was your childhood (by childhood, I mean any ages 5 thru 12) crush or sweetheart? I was boy crazy when I was little. I remember liking the yellow haired boy in 1st grade...the kid across then street. ... Brandon Johnson!! HUGE CRUSH on him. A couple boys at the apts.

 

WHAT...?
What was your favorite childhood toy? Barbies are a big one. I liked my Light Bright too.

What is the most expensive thing you ever bought? Hmm....my car

What is your least favorite chore? Laundry

What did your mother "Always say"? If you find you aren't happy change things until you are

What song reflects your current mood? Don't Worry, Be Happy

What have you always been afraid to tell someone? No

What one word describes you best? Hopeful

What was the last sport you played? I was actually shooting hoops with my dad the other day. A total Father of the Bride moment.

What is your dream vehicle? Just buy me a Jaguar!!!

What do you love most about your best friend? She would be there if you needed her in a second.

 

WHERE...?
Where do want to be in five years? Just..in a state of happiness. Whatever the future might bring...let it be good

Where did your first kiss take place? Under a blanket ,in the basement of my mom's friends house

Where did your parents meet? In my mom's old neighborhood.

Where is your ideal peaceful place? I'm hoping Hawaii is all it's cracked up to be. It's my ideal place.

Where is the worst place on Earth? Isreal doesn't sound like very much fun

Where did you go for your last vacation? Vegas. That place is so much fun. I wanna go back!

Where is your most favorite place in the world? Ha! Vegas.

Where do you think you'll meet your soulmate? I've thought about this a lot. I think it will be a chance random meeting. Like the grocery store when I'm not even paying attention

Where was the last concert you went to held? The forum

Where did you last eat lunch? At work

 

WHEN...?
When did you first drink an alcoholic beverage? Party I went to in 9th grade

When was the last time you felt embarressed? I don't really get embarressed...I dunno

When did you first fall in love? Ohh...Chris Kane...such drama

When was the last time you danced? I dance ... alot. All the time

When was the last time you cried? I think I watched something that made me cry...I can't remember

When did your wisdom teeth grace you with their presence? During high school...I was sort of in a constant state of headache. I still have them all though.

When was the last time you took public transportation? I was on a bus that took me over to the church about a month ago. Oh my gosh, I loved that driver! Is it wrong to flirt with a church bus driver??

When, if ever, would you consider omitting the truth? I try to always tell the truth. What's the point in not?

When did you move out of your parents' home? I moved out when I was like...19 or 20. But I moved back in

When was the last time you made a child smile? The other day a little boy was like " HI!!! " I smiled at him and said hi. He was pleased with that.

 

Other & Random:
Do you ever think "what if..." in regards to someone from your past? Kinda...but not

Who? There is this one guy that sometimes I think " Whyyyyyyyy didn't I see him THAT wayyyyy???" But what can you do?

Why? Just....miss him sometimes

If you had a fortune, but were about to die, who would you give your fortune to? My family.

Were you ever mean to someone because you secretly liked them? Haha....I don't have the ability to secretly like anyone.

Who is the last person to make you angry? I don't know!

What did they do? I can't even think...have I been angry lately??

Is their offense forgivable? I guess so..

You and one other person are the last humans on earth... who is the other person with you? The last humans?! Geez. It'll have to be a guy so we can make some more humans. Brad Pitt is pretty good at that kinda thing.

Why did you choose this person? He's kinda cute...but he's getting kinda old. How old is Dennis Quaid? He'd do too.

What happened the last time you were completely speechless? Has that happened?

Which song was the last that you heard? I've been hearing a lot of Pearl Jam lately. They are all kinda the same song...

How many tattoos do you have? Two

How many piercings do you have? six

What is the most daring thing you have ever wanted to do? Skydive

Have you done it? Not yet.

How many children would you ideally like to have? I wanted five for a long time. Now....maybe two.

What is your worst fault? I am so moody

What is your best quality? I try to take care of everyone

Who is the one person you love with all your heart? My sister comes to mind first

 

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Deeper Insight on Life

I am : planning to go to New York for Easter this year.

I've never : been skydiving but I've been thinking about it.

I will never : be eaten by a dinosaur.

I wish : I was not so shy

The craziest : I've seen my mom is when she immediately gets out of a helicopter

The silliest : I get is when I'm beyond tired and into that giddy everythings funny state

How : do bones grow? I was wondering this last night. A bone is like..BONE. How do kids get bigger?? How does it grow??? I also had the horrifying thought that we are all just a bunch of skeletons walking around. I should just never think of bones. It freaks me out! I don't wanna be a skeleton!

I love : when things go the way I want them to

I hate : feeling sleepy

I cannot stand : to be wrong

I will always : buy clothes and end up never wearing them. I just ...need them

I have : seen random balloons just floating around for no good reason and I always get out of there asap

I need : to drink more water. Urinary infections suuuuuck

I still : love Shawn Hunter.

I fear : time is going too fast

I turned down : the job I have MANY times before they made me take it. Now...I love it

I kissed : the most beautiful man I've ever seen

I might : go to on a cruise this year...to Mexico

I used to : close my eyes really really tight and dig my fists into my eyelids when I was real little. DO IT. You'll see lotsa moving weird colors. It's trippy

 

 

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    Nosy Survey

1. Who's bed did you sleep in last night? I'm about to sleep in mine

2. What time did you wake up? 7:30 yesterday

3. What was the first thing you did this morning? Looked at the mail

4. What was the last thing you did last night? I'm gonna read some and go to bed

5. Where are you? Here.

6. Who are you with? Cole

7. Did you kiss or hug anyone today? No :( 

8. Look at your cell phone, who is the forth missed call from? I'm not going to do that at all

9. Who sent you the last text message? Never gonna know!

10. What about the third one down in your inbox? AHHHH

11. Do you love anyone right now? Just the fam

12. Do you have a crush on anybody? I wish I did! It's so much fun.

 

The Past Round
13. Have you ever told anyone you loved them? Yuss.

14. Have you ever been truly loved back? Noooo

15. How old were you when you had your first kiss? 5

16. How old were you when you lost your virginity? I'll be about 65

17. Have you ever been caught doing something you shouldn't? I'm pretty sneaky.

18. Ever been beaten up? Not even close bud!

19. Ever been to jail? No! I would surely die

20. Ever had a one night stand? No way. I'm not one of " those " girls

21. Ever flashed anyone? I haven't!

22. Ever thrown up in public? I have avoided this. I did throw up on my porch though.

23. What about passed out because of alcohol? No way

24. What's on your mind RIGHT NOW? When I got sick on the porch I really was sick and I was like..15. I heard my parents whispered conversation the next day about whether or not I was drunk. They were like...scared to ask me. Looking back, I could have gotten away with so much if I actually DID anything.

 

The Future Round
25. Wanna get married? So bad

26. How many kids do you want? I'll have some kids. We'll see how it goes

27. How many wives/husbands do you want? Gasp! I can have more than one?

28. Want sex? I'll give it a go

29. Would you make a good mom/dad? I'll make an awesome mom

30. Would you take a bullet for anyone? Sigh...I suppose. If I couldn't knock them out of the way.

31. Where would you like to live? I kinda like Florida

32. What kind of house would you like? Bigger than this one. Better bathrooms.

33. What do you want to be when you grow up? I'm almost convinced I'm never growing up. I think I'm defective or something.

34. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Married...kids...white picket fence.

35. Where do you see your self in 10 years? Same as above...

36. Do you plan on telling your boss to shove it any time soon? Lol....no current plans to do so.

 

The Myspace Round
37. Look at your top friends... who is number one? My sister

38. Why is he/she number one? She's my favorite peep in the world

39. Ever kissed anyone on your myspace friends list? Just the family

40. Ever seen any of them naked? I used to give my sibs baths.

41. Who was the last person to leave you a comment? Uh...maybe Dana

42. Are you good friends with him/her? Yeah

43. How often do you log in to myspace? My computer automatically does it

44. Do you get excited by new comments/picture comments? HAHA....no

45. How many pictures do you currently have on your pics page? I dunno. Lots

46. Ever have sex with someone on your top 8? Gasp! NO

47. How many top friends do you have? i DUNNNOOOO

48. Who is the last person on your top friends ? I dunnoooo

49. Would you ever date them? Most likely NOT

50. What's the last blog on your page about? It's just a picture of us at the movies.

 

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    RaNdOm <3

 

hAvE yOu EvEr
Went Bungee Jumping? No! I would be afraid to dangle

Kissed a Member Of The Same Sex? No. I can't think of anything more repulsive.

Gone *all the way*? No! I'm destined to be a blushing bride

Let a guy put in the other hole? Just what might that be?!

Been to an amusement Park? Many...many times.

Kissed Your Best Friend? I don't think I have

Been to a Concert? Lots of them. I would go to more if they would come here!

Been In Jail? NO! I never will.

Been Arrested? Nope

Ran From a Dog? Lol. Never had to.

Taken pictures of yourself? Lots.

Sucked a tootsie pop just to see how many licks it DOES take? I don't have the patience. I end up chomping it

Been in a relationship Longer than a Year? Not even shorter then a year

Been DUmped after a year? I have not

Has a guy/girl ever hit you? Lol. No. Let him try!

Have you ever hit a guy? I did when I was little.

Added Someone on myspace just to have a lot of friends? Nah

Lied about your age? Not yet. I think I could get away with it though

Stuffed your bra/Pants? Haha! I think I did!!

Burned someone elses clothes? Burned?! That's serious.

Went shopping more than once in one day? Oh...yes

Had Sex with more than one person? Blushing Bride...party of one

At The same time? I'm into that. Two guys would be kinda awesome. They prolly wouldn't think that though.

Cheated on your Boyfriend/Girlfriend? I couldn't

Been totally bored? I'm good at entertaining my own self

 

Yes or No
Skinny Dipping - Why not?

Partying- Maybe, if you know fun people

Orgies- Haha...maybe if you know fun people..

Smoking- No.

Pot- No.

Cocaine- Um. I'd give it a whirl.

Pills- What sort of pills?

Sex- With a husband. Preferrably mine

Rap- Some of its good

Country- I like some.

Rock- Rock on

 

WhIcH oNe
Comedy or Action- Action has my attention longer

Scary or Deadly- Geez. Scary

Physical Pain or Mental Pain- Ack! Physical

Broken Arm  or Broken Leg- Leg

Virgin Or Sex- Virgin

Taking Your Picture  or Lettin someone else do it- I'll do it myself!

Softball or Baseball- Baseball

Rap or Country- Rap

Hooters Or Red Lobster- Red Lobster

Hollister or Abercrombie- Eh...

Kmart Or Walmart- Wal- mart it is

Car Or Truck= Car

 

LaSt oNe
Was This Survey Crazy or Boring? It was ok

 

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    Fuzzy Bear  *Random Like The Name*

 

Fuzzy Bear  *Random Like The Name*
What’s your current mood? Sleepy and grouchy

How long have you been up? 12 1/2 HOURS

Who do you miss right now? Noone! I want to be alone!

What’s going on around you? Cats sleeping...mom's getting ready for work....

Did you watch the news? Some of it last night at work. Nothing good is on there.

Where do you wish you were right now? Hawaii. I dreamt I was there last night and I woke up here. Drat!

Did you work today? Yes. SO BUSY! I didn't stop the whole time I was there.

Are you afraid of the dark? YES

What’s your biggest fear? I don't wanna say

What color is your underwear? Black

What color is your bra *if you wear one* ? I wear one but not right now!

What color(s) are your shoes? No shoes on right now

What color(s) is your shirt? Brown

What color(s) are your pants? Like...maroon. I guess.

What is the date? 01-06-09

What is the year? 2009

What is the day? Bah! Tuesdays. I really hate Tuesdays. Like....HATE TUESDAYS. This is a strong active hate towards the Tuesday

What is the month you were born in? August

What year were you born in? 1980

What is your zodiac sign? Sometimes Leo sometimes Virgo

What is your lucky number(s)? 11

Where are you right now? I'm almost asleep. Maybe I'll go back to Hawaii.

Are you excited about anything? Right now, I'm really not

What can you not wait for? Too be in a better mood! I need a nap!

Are you sleepy? Very much yes

How many people have you called today? Nobody. I avoid that at all costs

What are you drinking right now? Nothing.

What are you eating right now? Nothing!!

Are you crying? I could very well be soon. I'm like a three year old about to have a fit. I feel it coming on!

Are you afraid? Of what?? Just generally? No

Are you happy? Most of the time, yes

Are you mad at any one right now? Nah.

Do you believe in a higher being? Yes. I'd like a conference with Him though. I need some attention

Do you believe in Satan? I don't know. Does it make a difference?

Do you worship Satan? Haha.

Do you think he is good or bad? Satan?! Oh, he's pretty bad.

How many times have you cried today? How many times?!  None!

What made you cry the first time? bah!

What are you thinking right now? I didn't cry today at all....yet!

Do you hate being asked the same question three times? Yes

Do you hate being asked the same question three times? Yes

Do you hate being asked the same question three times? Yes!!!

Ha-ha sorry, do you forgive me? I guess so

If you could have one wish what would it be? Just....tell me what to do. Send me my husband.

Okay fine you can have one more: I think I made two already!

Who or what do you see when you close your eyes? I see colors.

Are you in love? With the idea of love

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No:(


What time is it? 8:09am

Why don’t pigs fly? They very well might.

Why do you fill these out? To wind down from my day.....and I find myself more interesting than most people

Did you like this survey? It's ok

Why do I put that in if I may never know what you think? Oh..you'll know.

What is your favorite month? October

What is your favorite holiday? Christmas

What is your favorite season? Faaalllll

Do you want this to be over with? Yeah, I'm ready

 

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    Survey 101

 

General
First Name: Jaime

Date of Birth: 082380

Single-Married-Divorced: Single

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Black

Height: 5'9

Piercings: Three in the ears

Tattoos: Two

Where are you now? I'm in bed.

 

Favorites
TV Show: Lost! It's so addicting. Where have I been for the last 5 years to not know about this show??

Movie: Dirty Dancing is up there. I could never get sick of that

Disney Character: Alladin. I don't care what you say, he's the best

Flower: I could honestly not care less about flowers. Thats awful isn't it?

Food: The sugar cookies I made at Christmas

Drink: I'm really diggin coffee

Ice Cream: I don't like it! Any of it. It hurts my teeth

Non Alcoholic Drink: Cofffeeee

Alcoholic Drink: I like fruity things.

Store: That Lucky Brand store

Singer/Group: Most of the ones I like are dead.

Song: Just one song? Instant Karma has been in my head for all day. I'll go with that one

Concert:: Kid Rock hasn't been beat yet

Season: Fall...Winter. If we even have one this year

Month: I like October.

Holiday: Christmas

Board Game: Any. I want to play Clue.

Video Game: I was over video games by the time I was 12.

Card Game: Rummy ... poker...

 

Family/Home
Number of Children: I'm one of many

How many girls, boys? Lots

Number of Pets: Cat, dog, pigs, owls

Pets Spayed or Neutered? Yes.

Number of Rooms in Your House? Not enough

Number of Vehicles in Your Driveway? Three or more, depending on whose over

Do You Drive All the Vehicles in your Driveway? No. I can't even move the truck. I have no clue when it comes to stick shift.

 

Have You Ever:
Been Embarrassed? I imagine I have.  I try not to be though.

Taught someone to drive? Sort of

Built a snow sculpture? I remember making a tiny snowman in Ohio when I was little. There wasn't much snow on the ground so I made it tiny

Been Fired? Nope.

Fired Someone? I've gotten people fired.

Said Something you regretted? Sure sure.

Did Something you regretted? I went through a stealing phase.

Cheated on a test/exam? Many times

Cheated on your partner? I never could do that

Broke a Law? The stealing phase.

Bought Illegal fireworks? I don't think so! Maybe!

Made a prank phone call? Yeah. A bunch of times. It's a right of passage for little girls

Flirted? Much. So much fun.

Caught Someone Doing Something They Weren't Suppose to be Doing? Yeah.

Skinny Dipped? No.

Wished on a Star? All the time

Dance in the Rain? yes

Bought something that was advertised on TV? Yes. Mostly stuff for my dad.

Left the Country? Not yet.

"Mooned" someone? I have not!

Called in Sick When You Weren't? Many times

 

Political
Republican or Democrat? I don't even know.

Did You Vote at Last Election? Yes

For or Against Abortion? I couldn't ever do it.

Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays? Merry Christmas

For or Against Gay Marriages? Couldn't care less

Politicians are Thieves or Upstanding Citizens? Thieves in the night!

Illegal Immigrants are Welcome or Send them Back? Just ... live and let live.

 

Remembering Firsts
Boyfriend/Girlfriend? Bah! He's my cousin now. It's a deep dark secret

Heartbreak? Brandon Johnson!

Car? My white one.

Accident? My white one

Time You Got Pulled Over By The Police? It was a day before my 21 b-day.

Went to a Dance? I went to an 8th grade thing. It was after school. I don't know what it was really.

Funeral You Attended? Grandma Betty's

 

School Years
Decade you Graduated in? 90's

Ever had Detention? One. So lame.

Ever been Suspended? Nope

Ever been Expelled? NO!

Caught Smoking in the Bathroom? No.

Went to Your Prom? None of them

Went To Your Graduation? Yes.

Like Your Graduating Pictures? No! Geez what was wrong with me?!

Favorite Subject? All of them were pretty dullard

Best Subject? English

Teacher You Remember Most? They are all kinda fading.

Took Drivers Education? Yup. 

Skipped School? Sometimes.

Got into a Fight? Almost once.

 

Career/Occupation
Do You Have a Job? Yeah

Do Like Your Job? It's not too bad.

Been Promoted? Well..I got a new position.

Travel With Your Job? Not at all

Get Along With Your Co-Workers? I barely even see anyone. I mostly work by myself

Get Along With Your Boss? Yeah. But I hardly see them either.

Looking For A Career Change? More like a life change.

 

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    NEEDING TO UNDERSTANDING SOMETHING's...

 

First off, how old are you? 28

How do you consider yourself to be as a person? Not such a great one

Are you single, taken, married? Single

How many people are in your "circle"? I don't think I have one

Do you have trust issues? I think so

Why do people lie? I'm not sure. I try to never lie.

What is the 1st thing someone says or does when they get caught lying? Say they aren't

What would you do if you found out your mate was cheating on you? That would be that

Is there anyone that you would like to share your life with? I hope there is. I only need one freaking guy.

If so, don't name them, but tell "why"? No if so. I wish I even had a tiny clue where he is at

Do you have any plans for Valentines Day? Not at the present moment

Do you have 1 friend that you can tell any and everything to? Yeah, I guess

How do you feel about BACKSTABBERS? Eh. They will always be there

Is confratation the best way to get the situation understood? Never seems to be

Do you have any FAKE friends? A few.

Name someone that you know who is SELFISH? I am. ... Almost everyone I know is

Are you a family oriented person? I suppose.

Do you feel that you are getting old? I feel 100 years old today! I'm so tired. I hate it

On your birthday, were you happy or sad? Happy.

What makes you happy? I dunno. Usually little things. I think I'm more happy when I'm alone then when I'm with other people. That's not good .

Name 3 people you could just spend the whole day with: I am anti-social today. I can't even think. The first person to come to mind was John Lennon though...and he's dead.

What is your favorite kind of car? I really want a Jag. I saw this little old lady at the gas station in one of those and she was so cute. She had a flower in her hair. I thought I might like to be her when I get old like that. Have a little flower in my hair and drive my black Jaguar around town.

Do you own one? I have solid plans to own one when I'm 80

If not, WHY? No fat cat husband to buy me one....yet

Do you think that sex is 'just' physical? If it was, I'd be doing it.

Do you think that marriage is over-rated now days? No. Maybe for some people, but not for me. I REALLY want it. I should have been born in a country where they have arranged marriages. Then it would happen and I wouldn't have to worry about it

Do you own your own home? Nah

Where do you live and with whom do u live with? Florida...with the fam.

How long have u been employed at ur current job? I'm going on 5 years

Why did your last relationship end? Bah ha. What relationship?

Do you OWN anything? Besides your clothes, shoes & jewlery? My car. My cat. Some furniture. My life.

Can you cook? Well...I wouldn't go so far as to call it cooking.

(LMAO)-Whats your credit score? It's got to be in the negative by now.

Can you clean? I can make it look like I do

Do you still keep in touch with the ex and or her/his family? Ex?

Are you willing to relocate if you ever met the "right one"? I would .... I think I would.

Have you ever been married? In a past life...I had to be. This NEED to be married had to come from somewhere. I've had this want since I can remember.

Do you like bubble baths? I do but the water always seems to get cold too fast. That's a bummer when that happens

Do you think that clubbing is a hobby? Yeah.

Do you have health/LIFE insurance (LOL)? Yes, both.

Do you have your "SH*T" together? Not even at all.

Do you get along with your brother/Sister (s)? I do.

AGAIN...TELL ME HOW OLD YOU ARE? 28

Do you think that TIMBERLANDS go with everything that you wear? I like when guys wear those.

Are you tired of seeing WHITE TEE's? Never. . I don't see enough

Are you content in your life right now? No. I'm not content with anything right now. I'm very grrrrr

How many girl/guys are you dating at this time? None.

Do you smoke? Never

Do you drink? No. I taste test

Do you consider them both your everyday routine? Not at all. I feel bad for people who do

Are bills killing you right now? No.

Have you ever seen Ed McMan? Besides on TV? No! It would be cool though

Do you play the lottery? Sometimes. Someone has to win it, why not me?

Do you like to travel? Yes. I wish I could just go

Who is your favorite R&B artist? I don't know if I can even name one!

Where are you from? Ohio. Isn't everyone?

Do you think that you were ever adopted? I look too much like them.

Could you hold the fort down if anything was to ever happen to your mate? I don't have a mate and I'm not doing too good.

Do you smile and then talk behind someones back? I .... yeah. Sometimes

Are you afraid of the dark? Yes. I really am.

Do you believe in ghost? Yes. But I'm not afraid of them

Have you ever played with the WIJI board? Yeah. Dumb

Do you like Monolopy? For the first hour.

 

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I lost 2.6 pounds this week!! Woo-hoo, I've hit the 20 pound mark! Go ninja!!

 

It's been a full month and I've lost 18 pounds!! 



This week I went down 2.4 pounds!! I'm so happy :)

Okay, today was doctor day.

I lost 1.4 pounds.

15 pounds total and it hasn't been a month yet.

I'm feeling a little blah about it though. 1.4? That one guy on that celebrity fitness show would tell me he could poo more weight out then that.

But I haven't cheated!! Not even at all. I have been working out and everything.

I need to work out more. And they keep telling me how important it is to drink WATER. I have to drink more water. And ... I HATE IT. But she promises it will make a difference. So, I'm gonna do it.  I'm really trying.

Went back to the doctor yesterday.

I lost 1.8 pounds.


That's 14 total pounds!!

I was a little bummed that it wasn't more but then she had me hold this really big disgusting block of fat that weighed ten pounds. And it was alot!! She said " See? You lost that plus half of another one. Be proud of yourself! "

That's why I like this place. They are very encouraging! I think it's gonna work.

I went to the doctor today and I lost 4 more pounds!!!
It's working.

I just got back from my doctor. 

They finally got to get some blood outta me! But now it hurts :( 

Now for the good news!!!!!!

 I lost 8 pounds!!!

:)

I got my pills and my B-12 shot..I'm all set for the week. I hope I loose some mooooooooooore!

So, I've been losing weight since I went to the doctor. It's working!

It's only day 4. But I weighed myself yesterday and have lost 5 pounds.

The pills really work!!  When they say appetite suppressant they mean it. I was not hungry! Even with food right in front of me, I didn't eat it all. Stranger things have happened, I know. But not to me.

I'm very happy so far. After today, I go into stage two. That means I can have a lot more veggies. I'm in that stage for two weeks, and then I can have fruit too.

This is totally doable.

What have you passed down to me?

Siiiiiigh....

I have unfortunate news for everyone I know, everyone I have ever known and all the people I will eventually meet and even, sadly, to my unborn children.


You must all report to the Hard Rock Casino for duty because I have bet you all .. and lost.

I am addicted. I'm not in denial about that. I want nothing more then to play Roullette. Forever.

Siiiiiigh.....

I'm sure there are more important things I should be doing with my time. BUT I DON'T CARE. I LOVE IT!

NO JOKE....I LOVE IT. I lost all my money and I STILL love it.

I don't know what it is, it's like a high when you have the hope to win. It's not even really about the money. Or even winning. It's the high that you get while that little ball is rolling around and anything can happen. I can't describe it. It's so much fun. It's not like " Oh..I won..let's go..." Ohhh nooo....it's " Ok..I won. I have more to play with..LET IT RIDE! "

I think that is where the line is drawn between normal people and truely sick people.  And I am so far behind the truely sick line, I'm just accepting it. Some things you just have to accept in life. Like my crazy curly hair. It started out a mess and it was out of control...and it still is but eventually once I accepted that it was apart of me I grew to love it. So I'm sick..I'm a sick sick gambler. Things could be worse. I could be..a serial killer. Thats MUCH WORSE. Or a drug addict..Or a drinker..I'm not even a smoker. So this is my addiction.

Of course, I'm taking no responsiblity for this.

Gambling was force fed to me at a very young impressionable age. I grew up at the track! To THIS DAY there is nothing more exciting then the last stretch of a horse race, when all the old cigar smoking  gambling men stand up-  then start jumping up and down- screaming at the top of their lungs for their number to GET UP THERE. COME ON! COME ON! GET UP THERE. GO! GO! GO!RUN!

Ahh...I should go to the track.

 Yesterday I went to a weight loss doctor.

 I'd been thinking about it for awhile and I had the money to do it so I just went. 

It seems like it might really work! She gave me appetite suppressants and fat burners and I got a B-12 shot. They did a physical and an EKG and they TRIED to do bloodwork but I HAVE NO BLOOD! They tried in 3 different places. It turns out if you don't drink so much its not good for your veins..they disappear. Soo..that alone tells me I need to do SOMETHING. I haven't felt healthy in a looooooooooooong time. 

I will have to go there every week to be weighed and talk to the nurse about my diet and excercise...so that kinda gives incentive to actually stick with this rather then just blow it off. I've tried ALOT of other diets and nothing has stuck. I'm really relying on the pills to work. The pills and the B-12 shots are suppose to give you energy too. Thats A HUGE draw. I haven't had any of that since ... I don't know when. I think its starting to work already! I am not dead tired like I am used to being. 

I'm very positive about this! I REALLY want to loose the weight. They told me my ideal weight is 175. So, I have a ways to go but I was talking to the nurses that worked there and they were on it. One of them had lost 72 pounds! 72 POUNDS!!!  Another girl had lost 69 pounds already. And I know they are telling the truth because a lady at work is on this program and since February she has lost almost 50 pounds. 

I'm going to stay on this and make it work for me too. I know I'd be a different person if I felt better about myself. I'm done waiting around and dreaming about things to happen. I'm, right now , starting to make changes. This is my first step.